Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Your shirt... Was in my pants
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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