Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
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