Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
You dont lie about slip and slides
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Randomize
