is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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