Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
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