If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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