yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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