he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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