HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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