DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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