i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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