We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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