my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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