And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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