He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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