So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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