Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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