I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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