I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
She needs sedatives and a leash
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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