we have officially lost it.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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