adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
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I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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