hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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