Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I am one with the molecules
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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