This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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