absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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