Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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