If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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