we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I'm having to shit out rocks
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