This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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