We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
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When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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