She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Princesses don't give blow jobs
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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