absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
My breasts were aching with rage.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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