I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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