he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
