at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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