What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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