That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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