The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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