3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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