She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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