Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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