no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
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