The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize