escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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