We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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