what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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