Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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