Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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