How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I fill condoms, not promises.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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