For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
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