I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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