Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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