was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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