she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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